Who swallowed some samples of paint, / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. Inside this room Nell Rose (author) from England on April 04, 2020: LOL! Ran away with a man, and now he sells honey, Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Such that Nan and her mate Nell Rose (author) from England on February 17, 2017: LOL! "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. I love a good limerick and in particular those of Lear which I think were very clever. A long time ago meaning | Common English Idioms #shorts. And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Suelynn from Manitoba, Canada on May 11, 2012: Hi Nell, LOVE this hub! Merry Meet My Friends here's to the Ale and the Bawdiness! Some old skool bad jokes and limericks from when I was a kid. Your email address will not be published. However, they have a reputation for rhyming bad language and have a reputation for being uncouth, as its the case with our limerick for there once was a girl from Nantucket.. After national outcry, Cruz returned early and . For the weather was cold, cheers nell. sligobay from east of the equator on September 19, 2010: Hi Nell- What a wonderful diversion for an old rugger like me. AFAIK, the Bartok limerick is the handiwork of Jim Wildman, whom I haven't seen in ages. raisingme from Fraser Valley, British Columbia on August 22, 2010: What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years. Thanks for the post. He was froze from his sole to his hock. There once was a girl in the choir / Whose voice rose up hoir and hoir, / Till it reached such a height / It went clear out of seight, / And they found it next day in the spoir. / Said the fly, Let us flee! / Let us fly! said the flea / So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. Wherever did you find them all? Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. As a result, using the explicit and misogynistic versions of the limerick on social platforms could land you in a lot of trouble with the woke mob. Who hiked up her nightie And if you want to stump them while youre at it, give them a few of these hard riddles to test their smarts. Learn how your comment data is processed. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. There once was a man from Nantucket, There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / Shes gone to her rest, / Its all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! I am going to forward this to my brother-in-law, 'cause I know he will get a kick out of it! Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2012: Thanks Vinaya, they are the one thing that always makes people smile when they hear them! The incredible Wizard of Oz / Retired from his business because / Due to up-to-date science / To most of his clients / He wasnt the Wizard he was. There once was a man from Kanass, I just made it up when posting. (B) Da da dum da da dum There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. These are so funny. For he told a fat girl she was skinny! Nell Rose (author) from England on May 29, 2014: Hi Vellur, lol! She no longer used that brown paper! ha ha. :)))) (fab. yes Larry is quite the poet don't you think? lol! How to create your own funny website and make money in the comedy sector. It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. And the cash that it held caused a row, This particular limerick became popular blue comedy in 1902 when it was first published by Prof. Dayton Voorhees in Princeton Tiger. and took the motto of Philli, "limericks can be traced back in history", but noting for me, cause i'd piss a streak, as in 'limericks' not so naughty, i know, my might and arms are night sticks, they glow. Here's a Limerick that I heard in college from a music major. However, most of them are explicit language, and we doubt you want to hear any of them. thanks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Racine who'd invented a fucking machine. eIV0yL 1` D:f@h&F8PM@0 dS A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter. Which of course is all of you! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! Ill get my dog Rover, Technically a limerick, which dates back more than 500 years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure. There once was a man from sprocket *sighs* Not even a bar-room poet. It isNational Limerick Day2016 and the jokes are flooding in. The opening line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke . There once was a girl from Nantucket. Ran away with a man. He said with a grin on Nantucket, The whole thing should carry an anapesticbeat two short syllables followed by a long one that goes something like: (A) Da da dum da da dum da da duma Just take this here oyster and shuck it If youre looking for more tongue twisters, we have some of the hardest ones in the English language. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck. Just to prove that I do have a bit of culture in me, I thought I would add a few famous limericks by the poet Edward Lear! The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. There was a man from Nantucket Hick! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 23, 2015: lol! And I do mean years because, while I recognized some, others I wasn't 'exposed' to in school nor were my children. thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. He won my heart, Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours. Oh, and how I needed all the smiles youve given me in here. Nantucket is in fact a real place, based in Massachusetts, USA. Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog View history. I need a front door for my hall, lol thanks nell. Just what I needed to perk me up and make me smile. thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! When using the limerick as X-rated humor, you pick words that rhyme with bucket.. To West Virginia she went, However, the limerick is the common mans version of poetry. Kevin Foley , Vienna, Austria, A birdwatching Brit. vietnamvet68 from New York State on April 29, 2011: now these are really cute, I'm surprised I never found them before. Who had ears of different sizes thanks for reading! thanks so much for reading, nell. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were . For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up. We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make But this year theycame up a little dry and given today is all about having a bit of a laugh we had to reach deep into the archives forsomething a little different. She ate the green cheese I penned this short verse, and with luck it There once was a girl in Milan, New fashions she liked to put on. Before her ol man blew a gasket Funny limericks have been embraced by many countries around the world, but they have a special place in Irish culture. they are funny aren't they? lol! John Ryan, Haverill, MA. Poetry has taken many different forms with intellectual meanings, deep emotional meanings, and spiritual meanings. There once was a man from Nantucket, who had such a long dick he could suck it. When the owner saw Pa If youd like a nice pearl On Nantucket, the island I live, But his daughter named Nan, After a little fumbling around we came up with, well, these. What an entertaining hub you wrote. yep I know the one WP! The Urban Dictionary listed the limerick for the first time in 2006. Nell Rose (author) from England on October 13, 2010: Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell. There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.". I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) 2 goalienewf 7 yr. ago As an Amazon Associate this website may earn from qualifying purchases. There once was a man from Nantucket / Who kept all his cash in a bucket / His daughter, named Nan / Ran away with a man / And as for the bucket, Nantucket. %PDF-1.5 % There once was a lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a penis When First Contact was made The crew were dismayed When she told them her species and genus Whoa, did you just write that now? kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick. the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Concave or convex, it fit either sex, but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Alas, the bucket was found Another mocked, "Tucker is already talking to the guy about a documentary." Another broke into poetry, tweeting, "There once was a man from nantucket. a feminine fart, full of cash on Nantucket? ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. But failed and in wrath cried Aw shuck it! Mike Boom of Berkeley, CA, When the man saw Pa leave with the bucket, He bent it in double, There once was a girl from Nantucket, Who crossed the sea in a bucket, And when she got there, They asked for a fare, So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! Funny Limericks: They Can Be Hard to Find! There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly. Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on October 22, 2015: (Others elsewhere.) It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! However, it would only appear in print for the first time in the work of 19th century author Edward Lear. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 16, 2011: Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell. 10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Ahem. but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! how did you know? Not rounded and pink, Texas senator Ted Cruz was mocked mercilessly on Twitter after he tweeted a line from a limerick attacking president Joe Biden 's travel plan. funmontrealgirl from Montreal on September 28, 2011: Fantastic. Click to expand. If you have any more good limericks you are welcome to post them in the section below. Many British and Irish communities would gather in pubs to sing and drink, and limericks were common for the crowd to sing to unite them in good times. There was a young maid from Madras Great tufts of fine grass Nell Rose (author) from England on November 30, 2012: Thanks owner, glad you liked it, and I love your little limerick! This is a naughty one.They write limericks for kids, but real limericks always get you in trouble if your mom overhears you saying them. Whose prick was so long he could suck it. I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! Other publications seized upon the "Nantucket" motif, spawning many sequels. were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers. "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. Even though I'm not a poetry buff, I did feel obligated to contribute to the genre, because of all the great Limericks out there. thanks for reading, and I love the limerick! lol! / Not until its been baked, boiled, or fried. And now there's little Franky. There was a young fellow of Crete / Who was so exceedingly neat / When he got out of bed / He stood on his head / To make sure of not soiling his feet. PK. Quite a few of these were new to me. In stormy weather There once was a girl from Nantucket is a limerick talking about a girl that didnt have her fare. With a big carving knife, His daughter named Nan, Ran off with a man. Besides Iowa, read up on the funniest jokes about all 50 states. With him were real cruel; you cant duck it. There was a dear lady of Eden, / Who on apples was quite fond of feedin; / She gave one to Adam, / Who said, Thank you, Madam, / And then both skedaddled from Eden. And the other was big and won prizes. thanks Audrey! Ah Ha. But Nan and the man The New York Exchange went one step further with the third rhyme, and the Pawtucket Times took over from there. Id say you can bet your Assonet! thanks for reading, nell. lol! Who kept all his cash in a bucket. (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum A dirty, old man from Nantucket. endstream endobj startxref I think the editors are more prudish than they used to be. Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks: There once was a man called Reg, . Its clean version is about a man who keeps his change in a bucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 13, 2017: Thanks Shyron, I used to do them a lot, but not recently. According to language experts, the use of the limerick extends back to the late 18th century. Amazing Funny Facts and Crazy Statistics! Fly across the Internet seas and join us whenever possible! Ivorwen from Hither and Yonder on August 18, 2010: These are so funny! Nell Rose (author) from England on April 29, 2012: Hi Larry, haha! You can use there once was a Girl from Nantucket in several social situations. The clothes she would wear, Would make people stare, She became a phenomenon. yes limericks are hard to write, but fun though! Peter Chubb, Aldeburgh, Suffolk, England, Pa went back to Nantucket, Thanks for the laughs. In this article, we are going to be discussing the limerick there once was a girl from Nantucket, which has since grown into several versions. There was a young fellow from Belfast / That I wanted so badly to tell fast / Not to climb up the stair / As the top step was air / And thats why the young fellow fell fast. ha ha thanks again nell. All shades of the spectrum, / But how is the sage / To discern from this page: / Was it piglets, or seeds, that were sowing? And sparks fly out of his ass! There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. And as for the bucket, Nantucket. But sometimes, its also just sexualized comedy originating from drunken stories. He bought bees with the money, There was a young sailor named Bates Thanks Lizzy! By carrying her stash The limerick has a rhyming structure. Limericks should have five lines that follow the rhythm in the examples below.) The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized. Since most sayings are explicit, they may also classify themselves as misogynistic. Typically, these limericks are hyper-sexualized. Chris Whitehead of West Sussex, UK, There once was a man from Nantucket Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on February 17, 2017: ROFL! Your email address will not be published. the world nutty. Suzie from Carson City on April 02, 2020: You ultra-talented little English woman!! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 22, 2011: Hi, lambservant, lol! Good judgment and tacked, Return home again, It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. As they fled from the state, could do more, but a bit risque'! Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. We have more brie-lliant cheese puns where this came from! An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. thanks for coming back, nell. and you can stop blushing now! He said with a grin, while wiping his chin. I like your choice, ribald or not, it's just something to have fun with. Hed both seen and heard; who once said to his whore, Luv Ya! There once was an artist named Saint, Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Rob Keister, Fountain Valley, CA, Why all the fuss bout this bucket? Clayton Commons of Rhode Island, On reading of Nan and Paws bucket or Gravity Falls. Who thought hed at last found a tight un. Sports. All Rights Reserved. This has no impact on the price you pay :). There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. A few years ago, Yesterdays Island began to encourage readers to continue the saga. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2012: Hi Sue, lol! I can tick it! she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. / Said the two to the tutor, / Is it harder to toot, or / To tutor two tooters to toot?, A rather disgruntled young Viking / Found plunder was not to his liking / When they yelled All ashore, / He just threw down his oar / And announced, Im not striking, Im striking!. Theyd clack together, He couldnt even go lamp-post pissing! All three of the A lines must rhyme with each other, and the two B lines must also rhyme with each other. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. They are tough to write and I never can! And as for the bucket Nan took it! 'Nantucket Man is all of us' "The man in Nantucket who gave Joe Biden the middle finger today has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden," one person joked. We are sorry for Nan, Keep writing! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 26, 2011: Hi, rj, lol brilliant! Jodah, nothing is ever to rude for me! President Joe Biden plans to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket, a small island off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and the inspiration for a limerick that dates back to at. Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2020: Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on May 10, 2020: A nice collection. A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. These are a bit saucy and not safe for kids, just the way it should be on this website! Then, it was based upon a well-endowed man. There once was a girl named Lilly who often liked to be silly she put a spoon upon her nose then she wrote a bit o' prose and called it mexican chilly ! So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here.

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