"Never have I ever been stabbed." maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users It sounds like a genuine question. #nickfury Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Fun thought. Are you hammered, Stark?. It was, Steve says softly. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Otherwise, all bets are off. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. #ironman "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. I don't know, Clint. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. I absolutely recommend reading this one. "How do I know that?" Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Tony, Natasha snaps. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. #watty2019. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. I'm training her." Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. and "Oh! Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. #brucebanner Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. "Peter! Tony, it's three in the morning. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. My turn. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Peter put his sleeve down again. Stupid Sally. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. "That is no excuse mister!" Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. I'm not great at relationships. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Requests are open! "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. He was technically not lying, right? Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. And Bruce?. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. We have, Clint says. "Who is he? He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. She lets him. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Oh, he says. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Matt said. " Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". "Explain, now. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Me? Clint looks over at him. His name is Percy Jackson. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "I'll explain later" Peter said. "I will get the bells. Tony snorts. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. What if shes an Avenger? I mean, ask anyone. #scarletwitch Nah, stay here. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Classified information. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Shit. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Aunt May says and I shrug. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. A lot. You're an Asgardian. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Before sex, during, after. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. It's going to be a hell of a ride. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Course it is. You learn stuff about each other.. left kudos on this work! Okay. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. I m'n yes. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Tony pouts. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. "How?" Clint can't help but laugh. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. Requests open again! You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers "REALLY" Clint yelled. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Nazi, Steve says. Guys? Tony says. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Its called being undercover. T'challa questions and we all shift around. We're starting. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." I'd like there to be not running, please. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Yeah, Im with Vision. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. "Okay, my turn. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. You felt someone grab your hand gently. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Bad luck more than anything. We are, aren't we?. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. 196 guests #wanda Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad He won't be bothered by it. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Seriously. Tony said. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins.

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